professorstrangelove replied to your post: i actually hate my family. i offered to…
:( Come live with me.
KRISSSSS, WE NEED TO MOVE OUT NEXT YEAR!
WE NEED TO GET JOBS.
WE NEED TO ACQUIRE CERTAIN PERSONALITY TRAITS SO PEOPLE WILL HIRE US.
WE NEED TO BECOME DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
4:43 pm • 27 May 2012
“Good people do a great deal of harm in the world. Certainly the greatest harm they do is that they make badness of such extraordinary importance. It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”
— Oscar Wilde (via bird-star)
(via ruby-teenagedoom)
1:16 pm • 27 May 2012 • 17 notes
It’s my brother’s birthday today and I’m getting him a onesie.
Petition to send me a trophy for being the world’s greatest sister
Sign here
2:42 pm • 26 May 2012 • 2 notes
i’m strangely attracted to blake and it’s making me feel really weird about myself.
(Source: ryanrepsjets)
3:50 pm • 25 May 2012 • 404 notes
if you’re not jason segel, there is a good chance that i’ll never love you.
12:49 pm • 24 May 2012 • 11 notes
i feel you suckonthedickimashark. i feel you.
(Source: jessyfaceee, via flaming-nipzz)
10:42 am • 21 May 2012 • 63,424 notes
“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.”
— Amelia Pond (via periferie)
(via gentle-insomnia)
5:07 pm • 20 May 2012 • 11,059 notes
